Basshunter Porn Star’s Deep Secret Revealed

Arthur Lee AKA Aylar Lie

Much has been written about the naughty on-screen antics of Basshunter video star Aylar Lie – but little is known about the background of this bronzed beauty.

Now, for the first time, The Functioning Alcoholic can exclusively reveal her amazing story.

Born into a family of Scottish Otter farmers in 1982, Aylar Lie was actually christened Arthur Lee.

As a young boy growing up in the Scottish wilds, Arthur was an awkward and ungainly child who shunned the attention of others, preferring to spend his time in the company of his parent’s otters.

Arthur Lee Pre-Op

The Functioning Alcoholic tracked down and spoke with Arthur’s only known boyhood friend, Angus McTappet, who had this to say “Ach! Arthur was a gangly wee little fooker who wouldn’e talk t’nobody but his bloody fooking otters – boot I’d appily shag the fookin’ arse orf him now – the noo”

Disillusioned with life in general Arthur left school at the age of seven, shunning the family business, and moved to London where he fell in with a group of street urchins lead by a boy known only as The Artful Dodger.

Nancy Spongen with Sid Vicious

Whilst hanging with this group of tearaways Arthur met the woman who would change his life for ever – her name was Nancy – Nancy Spongen.

Through Nancy, Arthur discovered the true source of his unhappiness – he was a woman trapped in a man’s body and by the age of seventeen, Arthur had undergone dozens of  life changing operations to emerge as the statuesque beauty we know and love today – Aylar Lie.

Aylar Lie Post-Op

Arthur had high expectations that his new physique would land him a job on T.V. but, unfortunately, things didn’t go exactly to plan and he found himself working as a checkout girl in a local branch of Waitrose in order to pay the rent.

Then, in December 1998, Arthur’s luck changed.

Whilst shopping for a Christmas gift for Lady Diana, Prince Charles accidentally bumped into, and knocked over, Arthur who was carrying a big box of fancy food.  Charles was quick to apologise and a deep and meaningful conversation between the pair ensued.

Charles was very taken by this young and very beautiful woman and, without hesitation, appointed Arthur to the newly created position of Head Of Erotic Activity At Buckingham Palace – a position Arthur so excelled at that he received an MBE in the 1999 New Year Honors List.

Charles

In 2001 Arthur and Charles parted company (rumoured to be on the wishes of Camilla) and Arthur again found himself alone in the world.

Then, in a chance meeting with then unknown T.V. funnyman Simon Pegg, Arthur found himself immersed in the U.K. porn scene – links to which are all over the Internet.

Simon Amstell

Five years later Arthur met and married British T.V. presenter Simon Amstell who, in 2007, introduced him to legendary music producer Mark (Basshunter) Ronson.

Ronson, famed for inventing Lily Winehouse, immediately spotted Arthur’s unique talents and cast him as the lead in his Erotic Noir video Now Your Gone.

The rest, as they say, is history.

(Footnote: 1: The Artful Dodger had a short lived career working with Craig David in the late nineties. 2: Nancy Spongen was stabbed to death by Sid Vicious in New York’s famous Chelsea Hotel in 1978. 3: We accept no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this story as we had to change some names and dates to protect the innocent.)

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