The Apprentice 2009 – Anita Shah You’re Fired
It’s the end of Winter so it must be time for the BBC’s most important show of the year - The Apprentice.
Alan Sugar is back looking as narked as ever. Margaret still looks like she’s in need of a really good shag and Nick still looks like he’s had one too many at lunchtime.
Tonight’s episode was all about the girls and, boy, what an ugly bunch they are!
There is not a looker amongst them – unless you fancy a two legged version of Heather Mills. (Personally I’d rather chew my own dick off). 
Take Debra Barr for example – she looks like a Family Guy version of KT Turnstall. Then there is Lorraine Tighe – who is a very ugly version of the tall one from Liberty X. Or how about Paula Jones who could have been cast in LOST if they’d been looking for a minger version of Kate “Freckles” Austen. But the worst of all, by a mile, has to be Anita Shah who wouldn’t look out of place in any remake of the 1980’s video nasty – The Hills Have Eyes. God she’s rough.
Any road up. The Mingers not only proved themselves to be a fairly horrible, self centered, vain and rather vacuous bunch but they also showed the world that they were completely shite at cleaning cars. (It’s a car for God’s sakes – how difficult can it be?)
So, the bottom line (to use business speak) is that Antia Shah got Fired (unofficially for being the ugliest) because she was the most incompetent – good riddance!
Now That's How A Woman Should Clean A Car
The Apprentice 2009 Episode Two
The Apprentice Official Web Site
you are a complete twat. trust someone to write something like this over the net – probably becuase your a nasty looking thick piece of shit who needs to keep his dumb-founded opinions to himself!