The Apprentice 2009 – Rocky Andrews You’re Fired

2009 April 3
by The Functioning Alcoholic

Rocky Andrews

Rocky Andrews

Rocky Andrews a successful caterer? Yasmina Siadatan a successful Restaurateur? You could have fooled me.

Rocky led his band of halfwits to a humiliating defeat by The Mingers by not having even the most rudimentary knowledge of the importance of costings, food production, taste & marketing in the Catering Industry. (On his CV he states that he runs fifteen successful sandwich bars but, if you ask me, it’s  more likely that he’s  worked in fifteen different sandwich bar and the claim on his CV is just a typo!).

( I kid you not people. A bunch of  second rate burger flippers from McDonalds would have beaten his team hands down in this task)

Yasmina Siadatan

Yasmina Siadatan

That’s not to say supposed “Restaurateur” Yasmina Siadatan was much better.  When asked to cater an upmarket function for a group of toffee nosed lawyers,  Miserable Minger – in her infinite wisdom – chose not to serve Sesame Cocktail Sausages or Savoury Vol-au-Vents 0r Mini Spring Rolls (or a host of other bits she could picked up in Iceland for half nothing)  but, instead, served up entire French Sticks drenched in Olive Oil and plastered with chopped tomato & lumps of basil. Jesus, it was just plain embarrassing to watch.

Me thinks Mr. Sugar should probably put all his companies into administration now, before he ends up stuck with one of these goofballs on his payroll.

Roll on episode three…

BBC’s The Apprentice 2009 – Episode One

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