Michael Jackson Is White Bread
Customers Please Note: Brown Bread is Irish slang for Dead! Geddit Now?
Story One:
The rumours about Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest in hospital are untrue. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Story Two:
In a final twist to his unusual life Michael Jackson’s Will has revealed his wish for his remains to be recycled as shopping bags. Apparently this satisfies his desire to remain plastic, white and dangerous for kid’s to play with.
Story Three:
This evening Billy Jean lodged a long overdue claim against the Jackson estate. Apparently the child WAS his son.
Story Four:
Michael Jackson V’s Achmed The Dead Terrorist
Story Five:
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Story Six:
Michael Jackson’s will specifies that his team of pallbearers is to be made up exclusively of twenty-eight year-olds.
Why? Because there are twenty of them.
Story Seven:
Farrah Fawcett died yesterday. At the pearly gates of heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She replied, “Keep all of earth’s children safe.” The next day, Micheal Jackson died.
Story Eight:
What has Michael Jackson asked for, for Christmas?
Patrick Swayze.
Story Nine:
The Jackson Family have been accused of showing little emotion at the death of Michael. Experts maintain that this is a direct result of Botox.
More Wakko stories as they happen….
when I was little the video thiller scared the heck out of me but nowthat hes gone i feel bad but im not scared no more
byeledarren;
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Assuming you are male – when you were little Michael Jackson in real life would have been a far scarier prospect than his Thriller video.