I’m Stumped – Virgin Mary Has Got Wood

Virgin Mary Has Wood

Limerick is quite rightly known as the Stab Capital of Ireland. A place you can go to have your head blown off for looking the wrong way at a litter bin. A place where children are deep fried and eaten as take-a-ways. A place where sperm engage in the hanging, drawing and quartering of one-another before raping unsuspecting ovaries and then kicking them out onto the side of the road.

Limerick has always been full of MAD people and not a very nice place to be.

This may, then, explain why the residents of a backward little town called Rathkeale are trying to prevent the local council from removing a tree stump from the side of the road.

Apparently the residents believe that the stump – pictured – is an incarnation of the Virgin Mary that has come to save them from the Toady Little Scumbags that run havoc all over their miserable little lives every day.

Now, I can understand why the population of one of the most miserable places on the planet might be desperate for divine intervention, but clearly it’s just a badly cut tree stump -  no matter how many rosary beads they’ve hung all over it.

Limerick people – Mad, Fuckin’ Dangerous and very, very Stoopid! Stay well away.

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