Halftime Boost – Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Here at TFA Towers we love things that do exactly what they say they’ll do.

We drink Red Bull because it does “Give Us Wings“, we dribble over Apple’s products because they do “Think Different” and we sit smugly in our BMW’s knowing that they are “The Ultimate Driving Machines“.

But now we’ve got a new addition to our stable of much loved products. It’s called Halftime Boost and it is “The Perfect Halftime Snack“.

Our New Best Friend

Let me explain. We’ve got a motley crew of hacks who get together on a Saturday morning, run round a muddy field kicking a ball and by the time we get to change ends we’re always knackered.

In the past we’ve tried Oranges, crisps, Mars bars, Lucozade Sport and about a million other “recommended” sports nutrition products all to no avail.

Then, a couple of weeks back one of the lads produced a dozen Halftime Boost bars he’d bought in a local petrol station.

Not being adverse to trying new things we all scoffed one after 45 minutes and the result was properly amazing. None of that cramping that usually plagues us all. Lot’s of new-found energy. And most importantly, a few balls in the back of the net.

We’ll be using them for the fourth time next Saturday and, providing Kickhams don’t cop on to them too, we might finally win a match.

Remember, you heard it here first.

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